They have a keen sense of smell, big ears, a squiggly tale, a huge appetite, and an infinity for mischief! They live in the walls and under the floorboards, they scavenge and hunt for their food and their appetite is insatiable! If you were awake at night you can hear the tiny pitter patter of their feet, a creak here and a crack there.
Normal people would think they were mice…people with an overactive imagination could go so far as saying that elves live in their house…nope, it’s even worse…they are Melfs, food raiders and troublemakers extraordinaire!
They will raid your cupboards and fridge, creating intricate machines to gain access to the most delicious foods. They have an affinity for cheese…good quality cheese mind you, not the cheap “plastic” stuff… Parmigiano, Quintano, Brie, Comté, Clothbound Cheddar and of course their favorite… Roquefort (for which they will tear down your kitchen).
Of course, if you run into these two…Peco & Rino…well you had better change house, when it comes to trouble, mischief, destruction, and appetite these two are unstoppable, unbeatable and absolutely relentless.
Good Luck, you have a Melf infestation!
